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Traditional art, digital art, photography, prose, poetry and artisan crafts.
I dabble in all of it and excel at some of it.

Crochet Stamp by colormist.: Hooked Stamp :. by moofestgirl

Frequently Asked Questions

Can you [insert request here] for me?
No, sorry. I don't do requests. Not unless I've known you for a while. And even then, I have to really, really like you because I'm a very finicky person.

You're cute/pretty/beautful/[blah-blah-blah]. Can you post more pics of you?/Do you have any nudes?
Thanks but flattery gets you nowhere with me. First off, I'm not a camwhore so what you see is what you get. I really don't like being photographed. The ones in my gallery were taken on a whim. Second, I don't do nude photography. Not even if you paid me. WARNING!: if you ask me for nude photos, I will most likely block you.

Can you teach me [insert craft]?
No because I'm a horrible teacher! :dummy: On a more serious note, I have a Tumblr that I intend to post tutorials to so when it's up and running, I'll post a link here. Until then, if there's something you absolutely want to learn, if you're polite about asking, I'll try to help you find a tutorial for what you want to learn. I like helping people learn crafts :)

Can I have the pattern for [insert handmade item]?
If there's no pattern named or linked in the Artist's Comment of an item, I probably made the pattern myself or got it from a pattern book. If that's the case:
If it's a sewing pattern I made, I'll try to post that to my DIY Tumblr. I'm slow and not used to Tumblr so be patient.
If it's a crochet pattern I made up, I may or may not have written it down. Even if I did write it down, it may only make sense to me. Also, if you're wanting the pattern for Pyramid Head, I didn't write down the pattern for him. Sorry! I have no intention of making him again unless I'm paid to make him so I didn't really bother to write down the pattern. Turns out I did write down the pattern but I'd have to make another to test the accuracy of my notes and I won't be doing that any time soon.
If it came from a book, unless the book is out of copyright, I can't share the pattern. Sorry!

Is [insert handmade item] for sale?
Unless it has FOR SALE as part of its title, no. Sorry! But if you really want one of something I've made, send me a note and we might be able to work something out :)
While any of my works would make a great Christmas gift, I mean that I'm hoping to get a few commissions so that I can buy a specific Christmas gift.
I'll be making most of the gifts I give this year but there is one gift in particular that I'd like to give my dad: a pair of EnChroma glasses. EnChroma glasses are specially designed to allow people who are colorblind to see colors that they otherwise can't. In other words, I would like to gift my colorblind father with the ability to see colors more vividly for the first time in his life.
The cheapest pair of these is this pair which cost $349.95, and I'm not sure that shipping is included (the site doesn't automatically add shipping if you put them in your cart but may add it at the checkout, I don't know).
So please, if you can, commission me! If you can't afford a commission yourself, that's perfectly fine. Please spread this around so that maybe someone who can afford a commission can find it!
I've changed prices on some of my works after a discussion with my boyfriend and dad, both of whom think that I under-price my hard work.

These are starting prices, not flat prices, and do NOT include shipping. The more details you want in an item, the more it's going to cost because it's going to take longer to make.

Paypal only and the item(s) will not be shipped until I've been paid in full. If I complete your item and you refuse to pay me, I have no qualms about offering it up so that someone else may buy it.

11.5" Amigurumi - $20
Cicero ami by FreakieGeekie
If you want your own little Cicero of this size, he's going to be $30 because his hat is removable and his costume's has minor detailing. If you want one like this but with his hat sewn on his head, he would be $25. *Cicero is a little over 11.5" with his hat.

13" Amigurumi
* - $30 for fingerless (like Cicero, or add a thumb for "mitten hands"), $40 with fingers (add $5 if you want wire armature in the fingers)
Little Pyramid Head by FreakieGeekie
If you want a Pyramid Head, he's going to cost you $60 because he has a sword, plastic canvas in his head to stabilize it, and wire armature in his fingers. I have found a better wire since the making of this project and he would be able to hold his sword without a strap on the hilt. *Pyramid Head is 13.5" tall due to his head's shape.
Dice bag - $10
Crocheted dicebag by FreakieGeekie
If you want a bag the size of the one in the pic, it will cost $10. If you want a pattern of some sort incorporated, it will cost you more, depending on intricacy. This one is 6 inches deep but one could be made deeper or shallower, depending on your preference. It's made using the US double crochet stitch (UK treble), which is very stretchy.

Eyeball - $5
Eyeball by FreakieGeekie
This one is the size of a standard baseball but I can make it larger (as with the dolls, larger will cost more). I could also make an eyeball themed dice bag for $15. Iris can be made in a variety of colors.

Simplified beanie - $10
Phiona's hat by FreakieGeekie
Simplified because it's made from a rectangle sewn up instead of worked in the round and has a seam that is more obvious with some yarns. If you want a "basic beanie" that's been worked in the round using single crochet or double crochet (hint: double stretches a little more), it's going to cost you $15. Adding animal ears is possible but will cost you more. If you want a hat, please send me your head measurements. For an accurate measurement, place the measuring tape at your forehead and wrap around your head, keeping it snug. If you don't send measurements, I won't be making you a hat. Sorry, that's just how I operate.

Booby Coozie - $10
Booby Coozie by FreakieGeekie
This is for a standard 12oz soda can but also fits over some beer bottles. It's more of a novelty item. Can be made with natural or fantasy skin tones.

If you want me to make something not listed here, send me a note and we can try to work something out.

Thanks for your consideration,


Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
A little bit freaky, completely geeky. I am FreakieGeekie.

If it creeps in the night or stalks in the dark, I'm probably a fan of it. In fact, I probably think it's cute and/or cuddly.

I love horror, sci-fi, and fantasy art.

I am in love with the Goth and Steampunk aesthetics :heart:
I am a videogame junkie and have been for years. I have an NES, SNES, and 3DS.
I've been drawing for as long as I can remember but I haven't really practiced so my skills stink. If you never practice, you'll never improve. But I can draw decently with a really good reference.
I love writing but I generally keep my writing to myself. I'm trying to change that because I'd like to get at least one work published some day, even if it's just a short piece in a magazine.
I love crafting and have taught myself various ones: sewing, applique, embroidery, and crochet. I'm in the process of teaching myself cross stitch.

I love reading and will read just about anything.

I am a vampire fan but the only whiny wuss vamp I like is Lestat de Lioncourt of Vampire Chronicles fame.


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SunsetsWorkshop Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks kindly for the favorite! 
FreakieGeekie Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :D
Siobhan68 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thanks a ton for faving Combat Dancers by Siobhan68
FreakieGeekie Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :la:
DreddwingX0 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
BalloonPrincess Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Once again, thanks for the favorites, especially on a special day like today!  :)
FreakieGeekie Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :hug:
Siobhan68 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Professional General Artist
Awww... you even faved my little squid, thanks! :heart:
FreakieGeekie Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :D Your skills with a hook and yarn are amazing :heart:
Siobhan68 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Professional General Artist
Says the woman who crochets those WONDERFUL amigurumi dolls like Circero ;)
I have to keep my little money together for my holiday and I am still paying my computer, else I'd LOVE to commission you!
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